bukkakegod

well i just heard some cool news, if its true atleast.

way back wehn like over a year ago, my dumbass sister decided to answer the door for the UPS guy with out thinking that the bird was out of the cage and just flying around the house. and he somehow managed to fly right out the front door into the chilly winter morning. we searched for hours but never found him. we all had assumed that he musta frozen to death since he was a tropical bird type.

well i overheard my parentals talking about how someone they know heard that someone had found a parrot during the winter time. it might be our parrot but we dont know for sure. we will have to look into it and check the legband on him to see if it indeed does match. what sucks tho is that lady has grown quite fond of the bird. which will suck cuz she probably wont want to give it up. but goddamnit, if its our Mango, i want that bird back. ill fuckin shank that bitch if it is our bird and she refuses to give it back.

i miss being the pirate i once was.








oh and everyone should go thank WuvMonki for buying me a gift membership, even tho she didnt have to. she is the reason i am back so soon.