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bukkakegod

Newburgh, NY... aka The Orange County Ghetto

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Wednesday Apr 21, 2004

Apr 21, 2004
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i hate these god damn inconsiderate realtors that visit the house during the day time to show it to people. they always like to show up when im either walking around in just my boxers, while im on the toilet, in the shower, jacking off, or sleeping.

that and they cannot read either. i have a sign on my room that clearly states that "I work nights and sleep during the day time. please keep the noise down and do not disturb me in this room"

but most of them dont speak english as a first language anyways, so they just romp and stomp their feet thru the house, turn all the lights on, never turn them back off, slam the doors, and then open my door while im trying to catch some sleep, and then i just give them this evil death stare.

but they still dont take the hint. mad

maybe if i wired some C4 and detcord to the damn lockbox on the front door, they would take a hint after their hands got blown off for disturbing me. but alas, i have no access to fun explosives anymore. i could always just rig a road flare and make an MRE bomb to the door. *rubs chin and plots* ARRR!!!
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wuvmonki:
I love it when you sweet talk.

loveooo aaa
Apr 21, 2004
midknight:
hahaha tongue
sorry, man but that was a funny journal entry
Apr 22, 2004

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