bukkakegod

ok well i had to work last night even tho its my normal night off. so that sucked. even more tho cuz i didnt goto sleep till damn near 5pm since i thought i wasnt gona have to work, and i didnt sleep well at all. i dotn remember much of what happened at work. lack of sleep sometimes makes you feel and act like your drunk, so i think i was drunk from lack of sleep last night at work, cuz i was blacked out and cant remember it.
oh well

now on to the joke request that RxQueen had asked for.

Dead Baby Jokes. woo!

......How do you get 10 babies into a bowl?
A blender
Now, how do you get them out?
Nacho chips
......Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
......What is more fun than stapling dead babies to the wall?
Pulling them off.
......What is worse than running a baby over with a car?
Getting it out of the tires.
......How many babies does it take to paint a house red?
Depends how hard you throw them
......How do you spoil a perfect little baby?
Leave it out in the sun.
......What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?
You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.
......what's funnier than a dead baby?
a dead baby in a clown suit.
......what's the difference between a truckload of rocks and a truckload of dead babies?
you can't empty out rocks with a pitchfork
......What is 12 inches long, purple, and makes a woman scream all night long?
crib death.
......Why do the doctors boil water when they deliver a baby?
So if it's dead they can make soup.
......how do do make a dead baby float?
take your foot off it's head
......What's the best sound in the world?
Hearing dead baby's hips crack under pressure!
......Why did the Baby fall out of the Tree?
Because he was DEAD!