eh, work last night was just like the past few nights, mostly boring.
but once again, my faith in teenage females is destroyed, because they are all stupid fucks.
example: they like to overdose on 20+ tylenol and then have beer and vodka.
and then they have the nerve to come to the ER to be seen about it. but since they od, they have to be medically cleared and "saved" from their cry for help. and then their dumbasses get shipped of to a psych center to be mentally evaluated.
most people would feel pity for them, but me, im an asshole, and i think people like that deserve to just be overdue abortions and killed.
but eh, im a sick twisted bastard.
now on to my ne found humor side of my journals. i think this time i will do some redneck jokes since people always love those.
You might be a redneck if....
......More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
......You think the stock market has a fence around it.
......Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
......Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
......You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
......Your home has more miles on it than your car.
......You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouvre.
......Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
......The Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
......You burn your front yard rather than mow it.
......You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
......Your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
......Your family tree does not fork.
......The flood history of the area can be seen on your living room walls.
......Your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener.
......You've ever financed a tattoo.
......You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
......You ever made change in the offering plate.
......You have flowers planted in a bathromm appliance in your front yard.
......Your richest relative invites you over to his new home to help remove the wheels and install the skirt.
but once again, my faith in teenage females is destroyed, because they are all stupid fucks.
example: they like to overdose on 20+ tylenol and then have beer and vodka.
and then they have the nerve to come to the ER to be seen about it. but since they od, they have to be medically cleared and "saved" from their cry for help. and then their dumbasses get shipped of to a psych center to be mentally evaluated.
most people would feel pity for them, but me, im an asshole, and i think people like that deserve to just be overdue abortions and killed.
but eh, im a sick twisted bastard.
now on to my ne found humor side of my journals. i think this time i will do some redneck jokes since people always love those.
You might be a redneck if....
......More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
......You think the stock market has a fence around it.
......Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
......Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
......You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
......Your home has more miles on it than your car.
......You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouvre.
......Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
......The Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
......You burn your front yard rather than mow it.
......You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
......Your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
......Your family tree does not fork.
......The flood history of the area can be seen on your living room walls.
......Your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener.
......You've ever financed a tattoo.
......You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
......You ever made change in the offering plate.
......You have flowers planted in a bathromm appliance in your front yard.
......Your richest relative invites you over to his new home to help remove the wheels and install the skirt.
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thelibra:
.....You go to a family reunion to pick up chicks
hellynn:
sorry you feel that way about us female teenagers. not all of us try to chase a bottle of aspirin with vodka 
but keep the jokes coming they are pretty funny stuff
but keep the jokes coming they are pretty funny stuff