bukkakegod

so yeah once again nothing exciting to write about from work. so ill just rehash some post i made on a thread.


Yo mama's so big her belly button's got an echo.
Yo mama's so big she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide
Yo mama's so fat that her picture weighs 20 lbs.
Yo mama's so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mama's so fat every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama's so fat her blood type is ragu
Yo mama's so fat her yearbook picture is an arial
Yo mama's so fat if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
Yo mama's so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama's so ugly she had to get her baby drunk just so she could breastfeed.
Yo mama's so ugly I took her to haunted house and she came out with a job application
Yo mama's so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama's so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone
Yo mama's so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama's so stank that her shit is glad to escape.
Yo mama's so short she has to cuff her underwear.
Yo mama's so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama's so skinny her nipples touch.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama's so poor, the only time she smelled hot food was when a rich man farted!
Yo mama's so ugly, that her chia pet grew a pair of legs and ran away.


UPDATE
i got bored and i thought id share with you my new poem

Love is a sensation,
caused by a temptation,
to feel penetration.
a guy sticks his aspiration,
in a girl's reception,
to increase the population,
for the next generation.
did you get my explanation,
or do you need a demonstration?