wow what hell i went thru last night at work. i coulda sworn that there musta been a full moon, stars aligned, comets crashing on saturn and everything else that can fuck with people.
as soon as i get in the ER im expeting our as of lately, quiet normal night. but nooo.
we had this one psychotic drunk suicidal bitch in there, thats number one. number two, a drunk dude that hasent taken his insulin in like a week and is buggin, and hes also shouting out that he needs some meds to get rid of his syphellis and hiv so he can get outa here and go bang some more bitches.
then number three is some old latino man, thats just whacked outa his mind for various latino issue reasons, cuz i cant understand spanish that much. finally number four comes in by ambulance. from what the EMT's said, she was really drunk, and fell backwards and cracked her head on something, leaving this 4 inch long gash in her scalp. and she keeps going on about how shes fine, and not drunk and wants to go home.
so the number one whacko was in the same room with number four. number two and number three were in the same room. so two and three were all screaming and stuff about the long wait to get seen. and number one and four are both giving us a hard time about stupid shit.. so the psychotic bitch starts talking to the bloody number four drunk claiming that shes a therapist and shit. so pretty much all this shit goes on for the next 4 hours. the whole time the two drunk chicks are trying to leave. and the psycho one actually got past the guard at the door and bolted out into a dead end, like most others do cuz they dont know the area. so i had to chase her down and retrieve her.
i dont get paid enough to put up with this shit. and ontop of just these four people, the ER itself was packed full of people with stupid "emergencies". ugh, what a shitty night.
my only release was when i left at 5:30am to drive to manhatten to pick up the two hot peds residents at Columbia. and took an hour nap.
as soon as i get in the ER im expeting our as of lately, quiet normal night. but nooo.
we had this one psychotic drunk suicidal bitch in there, thats number one. number two, a drunk dude that hasent taken his insulin in like a week and is buggin, and hes also shouting out that he needs some meds to get rid of his syphellis and hiv so he can get outa here and go bang some more bitches.
then number three is some old latino man, thats just whacked outa his mind for various latino issue reasons, cuz i cant understand spanish that much. finally number four comes in by ambulance. from what the EMT's said, she was really drunk, and fell backwards and cracked her head on something, leaving this 4 inch long gash in her scalp. and she keeps going on about how shes fine, and not drunk and wants to go home.
so the number one whacko was in the same room with number four. number two and number three were in the same room. so two and three were all screaming and stuff about the long wait to get seen. and number one and four are both giving us a hard time about stupid shit.. so the psychotic bitch starts talking to the bloody number four drunk claiming that shes a therapist and shit. so pretty much all this shit goes on for the next 4 hours. the whole time the two drunk chicks are trying to leave. and the psycho one actually got past the guard at the door and bolted out into a dead end, like most others do cuz they dont know the area. so i had to chase her down and retrieve her.
i dont get paid enough to put up with this shit. and ontop of just these four people, the ER itself was packed full of people with stupid "emergencies". ugh, what a shitty night.
my only release was when i left at 5:30am to drive to manhatten to pick up the two hot peds residents at Columbia. and took an hour nap.
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ahem. by the way, that's precisely why i go for the muts.
bigger the better.