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welp im off work for tonight and tomorrow night, so more then likely i wont be doing anything except for driving around the county being bored, sitting on the computer, and chilling in Nyack.

anyone down to do something?

i saw the funniest thing this morning in the ER

some dude comes stumbling in the doors wearing nothing more then a tiny pair of cut off sweatpants wraped around his junk to form a pair of shorts that looked like someone wiped thier ass with em. he comes up to me and asked to use the phone. i didnt even want to question his...
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im so tataly pissed that someone went into my wallet that was sitting on my comp desk and stole $200 from it. i am so fucking pissed that i just want to go beat someones face in with a torque wrench. and then run them over several times with a big truck with metal studded tires.

i have this gut feeling that it was my...
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well i had placed my order of SG Stickers, so within the next week when i get them, i plan on going out and and plastering them on things in towns around here, and submitting the better of the pictures to the SG Army. atleast it will kill some of the boredum i have

here it is, 4:44am, im bored as all hell, and now...
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i kinda like the new site layout, but certain things are still buggy and need to get fixed. like how it doesnt mix well with IE, it tends to just crash it pretty often when u wanna go do something. and for some reason the colors dont like Netscape. so i dont know whats worse, doing something and haveing it crash, or do something but...
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i got bored and made a new profile pic be4 i went to sleep. dont yell at me for my lack of photoshop skillz, i only spent like 2 mins on it.

last night was relatively normal, woke up after sleeping for 14+ hours, went to work, showed up on time for once, sat around in the ER just staring at the ceiling cuz there was nothing better to do and barely any patients.

went to dunkin donuts on a semi-break thing, met up with TheAmericanJesus and his friends. got coffee, went back to the er, sat...
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if I ever had a kid, I'd send him to africa, because there you can support them on a dollar a day through world christian children's fund.

todays stupid joke:
"whats better than winning the special olympics?"








"having two legs."

ok well i cant think of anything super fantasic to update in my journal.... well i guess meeting Kayla counts... but somethings should not be told

so im just gona put in a really bad joke

"Why did Barbie never get pregnant?"










"cuz Ken always came in another box."

well once again i prove to myself that i have the oddest sleeping habbits ....

cuz i just woke up like 20 mins ago... at 4 fucking 30 in the morning and i didnt even sleep that well cuz i know i got a bunch of phone calls i answered half asleep, and txt msgs i sent to ppl with my eyes shut, and i...
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theres been no recent updates by me cuz ive been too busy just working and sleeping, but once i have a day off, ill inform my *counts* umm... 0 followers about my life or whatever has happened in the past week

yeah well i was bored, and i just wanted to make a comment about my new profile pic. that the basic idea of the tattoo i wanna get on my outer right calf... if anyone is good at designing tat's i would like someone to take that pic and modify it a bit and also draw up a back that can go on my inner...
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