buhaina

i feel pretty confident that i'm the only person on sg who is going to express the following thought:

GO CUBS!!!

that's right, i said it...

okay, i remembered one of my dreams, but only the broad strokes:

--some dude was teaching me to do magic...

--he showed me a trick where he prestidigitated a tiny pink spider out of nowhere...

--he threw the spider on my lap...

at which point, i woke up and started feeling around my comforter for said spider...party on...

just had the lamest makeout session in the history of makeout sessions...

she had zero kissing skills, but thought she was all that and a bag of pringles...

she had zero sense of romance...

she had zero sense of legit passion...

she was, i'm thinking, a total sexual poseur...

and this was after i made her dinner, and fed her some ben & jerry's...

sigh......
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welcome to my insomniacal world, where weird dreams and a questionable tummy are reigning...and the weird dreams aren't even weird enough to be worth blabbing about...and now, a random sleepy dude emoticon:



g'nite (hopefully)

hey, a cool welcome message from an insanely gorgeous woman...woohoo!...

and now, a random chicken emoticon:

first entry -- the pressure, the pressure...just got back from cali, which is where i got hipped to "sg"...big fun (cali, that is, although "sg" has its charms)...okay, my oatmeal's calling; off to breakfast...maybe -- just maybe -- my second entry will have some semblance of substance...and now, a ramdom monkey emoticon: