i am so totally blowing off work right not, it's not even funny...and it feels good...i'm in my jammies, haven't showered or shaved yet (it's almost noon), and i'm planning to watch my special edition "pulp fiction" dvd this afternoon...did i mention i work at home?...i mean, i wouldn't wear jammies to an offsite job...well, maybe i would...
the bestest part of my day, though,...
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the masses have been begging for more pix of moi, so click the pic tab, and there they are 
(actually, nobody's been begging...i'm just all about self aggrandizement
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(actually, nobody's been begging...i'm just all about self aggrandizement
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kasara:
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why apartment living sometimes sucks, pt. 17:
on tuesday morning, i flushed my toilet, and it kept flushing, and flushing, and flushing, and flushing
after about 20 minutes, i deduced that it wasn't going to stop (god, i'm a fucking genius), so i called my landlord48 hours later, the plumber showed upthis, my friends, is after two days of hardcore, noisy-ass niagra falling...
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on tuesday morning, i flushed my toilet, and it kept flushing, and flushing, and flushing, and flushing
after about 20 minutes, i deduced that it wasn't going to stop (god, i'm a fucking genius), so i called my landlord48 hours later, the plumber showed upthis, my friends, is after two days of hardcore, noisy-ass niagra falling... Read More
girls're weird...elaborating would take too long...suffice it to say that email isn't the best means in which to communicate IMPORTANT romantic shit... ...i mean, some stuff via cyberland is cool, but IMPORTANT stuff?...a phone call wouldn't hurt, y'know...
sigh...
...i mean, some stuff via cyberland is cool, but IMPORTANT stuff?...a phone call wouldn't hurt, y'know...
sigh...
i just got one of those contraptions you can use to turn your regular bike into a stationary bike...rode for about an hour this morning, and my legs are now as hard as fucking diamonds...
actually, it pooped me out, so i'm going back to sleep...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
actually, it pooped me out, so i'm going back to sleep...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
almost lost my celly tonight...it fell out of my pocket and onto the floor of a taxi...i called and called and called, and finally the cabbie answered the phone, then cruised over to my place...i gave him $20, and it was soooo worth it...i mean, ALL my fucking phone numbers were in there...i was freaking...anyhoo, much love and positivity to the cabbies of the world... 
trocc:
it's almost happened to me, i know the feeling... i have so many numbers on that thing i'd be crippled for weeks
jones1:
tanks dear tanks.. the welcomes have made me feel oh so especial
the welcomes have made me feel oh so especialgobble...
that's it...just gobble...take that any way you want...
(pretend that's a turkey)
that's it...just gobble...take that any way you want...
(pretend that's a turkey)i stopped being a lazy ass and put a coupla new pix up here...
saw the hbo thang...mon dieu...
saw the hbo thang...mon dieu...
okay, this'll sound relatively lame, but i just got a cd burner...the good news is that it turns out i'm the greatest mixed tape (or mixed cd) maven in the entire universe...all of which means that my record of the week is a slammin' compilation of obscure old-school hip-hop that i threw together yesterday...
damn, i'm good...
...and modest...
damn, i'm good...
...and modest...
just got back from seeing mike doughty kick major arse at the double door...he hasn't recorded most of the tunes he played, which is a stone drag, 'cuz i want to listen to then right fucking now...sigh...
it's 1:30 am, and my dumbass upstairs neighbor is CRANKING their tv, which happens to be situated right fucking above my bedroom...i've asked him before totally politely to turn it down, which he did a teeny tiny itty bitty bit...this shit goes on at least three times a week (ain't apartment living swell?)...i'm guessing he uses it as a white noise kind of thing -- i mean, he couldn't be watching tube every night, all night, could he?...could he?...could he?...loser...
in brighter news, my 'rents gave me fifty clams for hanukkah -- and i'm agnostic