the girl i'm sorta/kinda seeing got a "tummy ache" tonight (valentine's day), so she didn't want to get together...and can i be honest here?...i'm mad horny..i didn't, um, pleasure myself for the past few days in anticipation of gettin' some on val. day...and not only did i not get ony on val. day, it seems like i got dumped on val. day...fahhhhhk... 
Sorry to hear about that sweetie. I'd never give you the tummy ache excuse!!