buhaina

record of the week:

"nerve" by ulu

ulu is this funky, jammy, jazzy nyc band...they played at martyr's last week and kicked massive arse...stay tuned for more music, here on the sg network...

my ex-wife called yesterday (D'OH!), and i mentioned to her that i'd gotten a handful of new tats and piercings over the past year...she was like, "i didn't think you were THAT much of a tattoo guy"...yeesh...



p.s. - i need an idea for a halloween costume...hook me up, yo...

i'm a writer, and i have a huge emailing list, to whom i send out monthly newsletters hawking my books, and updating my career, and just generally whoring myself out...i got about half of the addresses via stealing email lists from the people whose email lists i'm on (make sense?...crap grammar, but whatever)...i sent out a newsletter today with a caveat at the bottom that...
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not to be a complete cliched suicidegirls-boy, but it's insane how many drop-dead-knock-me-on-my-ass-gorgeouser-than-gorgeous women have put up photo sets...

dizzying, i tells ya, simply dizzying...

happy belated birfday to moi...my b-day was just about a month ago, but i just got a supa-awesome, supa-belated present in the form of a check...this is the first time in, like, forever that i can use birfday bux for something other than bills...so what do i buy for the boy (i.e., me) that has everything?...open for suggestions...

my tummy hurts...bad mushies on my pizza...and apparently, when my tummy hurts, i write like a six-year-old (tummy, mushies, i could go on...)

semi-disconderting dream last night:

i just got a new tat on the back of my right hand -- that's real, not in the dream -- but in the dream, i decided i didn't dig it, so i went back to the artist to see if he could make it bigger, and cooler, and whatever-er...he ended up somehow erasing it, then making it into something way...
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i feel pretty confident that i'm the only person on sg who is going to express the following thought:

GO CUBS!!!

that's right, i said it...

okay, i remembered one of my dreams, but only the broad strokes:

--some dude was teaching me to do magic...

--he showed me a trick where he prestidigitated a tiny pink spider out of nowhere...

--he threw the spider on my lap...

at which point, i woke up and started feeling around my comforter for said spider...party on...

just had the lamest makeout session in the history of makeout sessions...

she had zero kissing skills, but thought she was all that and a bag of pringles...

she had zero sense of romance...

she had zero sense of legit passion...

she was, i'm thinking, a total sexual poseur...

and this was after i made her dinner, and fed her some ben & jerry's...

sigh......
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welcome to my insomniacal world, where weird dreams and a questionable tummy are reigning...and the weird dreams aren't even weird enough to be worth blabbing about...and now, a random sleepy dude emoticon:



g'nite (hopefully)

hey, a cool welcome message from an insanely gorgeous woman...woohoo!...

and now, a random chicken emoticon: