budenadaisy

Oh god, my cat is monster. This morning he had a big drink of water then came through here, stood atop my new chest of drawers and projectile vomited water spectacularly. I've never seen anything like it, it was an angry fountain of barf. It was on the chest of drawers, IN the chest of drawer even though the drawers were shut and soggy bits of Go-Cat on the settee and floor.

To ram the message home he then sat in front of my and violently spewed some more then sat with drops of water running terrifyingly from his mouth for a really long time.

Then he did a bit more sick behind a box.