buddha

I think i must be pregnant or something, because i've been graving ketchup... and normally i hate ketchup.... so to all the people who took advantage of me last wednesday, i expect paternity tests in about 9 months

.....waits for the brat to comment


IT HIT FUCKING 70!!!
70!!! can you believe that!
I was in shorts out in the back yard cleaning up the dog toys and land minds My first job when the jeep is fixed to go and get the propane filled and bammo.. time for me to burn all sorts of foods over an open fire with tongs in one hand and a alcoholic drink in the other

Peace, Love and Speedos
Buddha

Quote:

Whether you believe in God or not does not matter so much, whether you believe in Buddha or not does not matter so much. You must lead a good life.

-His Holiness the Dalai Lama


edited to add
it turns out i am not pregnant, i am merely fat