buddha

ok... let me be the 1000th person to post this and say that ROTK, was by far the greatest 3+ hour orgasm I have had. EVER! being a hardcore fanboy of the original books, i was a little miffed at the deletion of the scouring of the shire, and quite a few other details.... But.... the movie still was the greatest thing I have seen. "and that still only counts as 1" - gimili that line had me in tears.
Now, what I am about to say is not bragging, and I am not proud of what we did.... but we used the fact that i have crutches and a busted footsie to get into the theatre 10 minutes before everyone else..... even thou we got there and got 3 of the last 8 seating tickets....ok.. i am bragging! i am keeping this boot for Starwars Ep 3: the final suck

And here again, is the quote that will lead to sex... you dont have to tell me who said it... just from where

"One of the most frightening things about your true nerd, for many people, is not that he's socially inept -- because everbody's been there -- but rather his complete lack of embarrassment about it."

In real news.... I got a call back from one of my resumes being posted... Not quite the thing im looking for, but Im going in for an interview none the less... its for document scanning.... i have to pay bills somehow and will not resort to whoring myself out on the street (only here on the boards )

Edited to add.... HOLY FUCK... i choose such an obscure fucking quote and he gets it.......

and as for candy canes.... GOD do i love them

and for all the people wondering about my pants, i found them.... hanging from the cieling fan