buddakill

When good marketing terms go bad...

People in Marketing are always thinking of various words to use to generate excitement about whatever shit they're pushing. Let's see how we can twist this around a bit:

Instant Noodles
Instant...Ejaculation

New and Improved Fabric Softener
New and Improved...Herpes

Prompt and Courteous Customer Service Rep
Prompt and Courteous...Backstage Fluffer

Latest and Greatest Features and Functionality
Latest and Greatest...Nazi Handbook