bucolic

Ok people, listen up. I have a very important announcement to make.

Ok.

Are you ready?

ARE YOU READY?

Are you ready?

Pay attention now.

Listen up

Here it comes,

I WANNA SEE SOME ACTION OUT THERE.

Yes. Some FUCKING ACTION.

Grab some FUCKING friends for christ's sake. Dammit people...wake the fuck up!
And one more thing: My name is not Eric Von Stroheim. So there!