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Monday Apr 18, 2005

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A joke heard on public radio today, surprisingly.





A guy goes to his doctor because there's a dot on his forehead.

The doctor takes one look and says, "Oh my... I've never seen one of these! I've only heard about it in medical school..."

Guy says, "What is it, doctor??"

Doctor says, "Well, in about 6 weeks, you will grow a penis on your forehead."

The guy says, "Cut it off, doc! I can't have a penis on my forehead!"

Doctor says, "It's much too dangerous... the penis is connected directly to your brain."

So the guys says, "Let me get this straight... in six weeks I'll look in the mirror and there will be a penis growing out of my forehead."

The doctor says, "Oh no, you won't be able to see it... the balls will cover your eyes."



I work two more days this week. That will make 8 days of tattooing in a row. Look at me, rollin' in dough and back aches.

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Apr 19, 2005
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dude that is sad

I know you can do better then that!
Apr 19, 2005

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