"My head is empty, but my bowels are full."
paintedbat:
hmmm maybe you should switch
fatdavid8:
I hear that! Some days, it seems that I move more air out of my ass than out of my lungs. 
Beans, however, are one of my few remaining pleasures in life, so...
Beans, however, are one of my few remaining pleasures in life, so...