Ooooo This is my old buddy Hedwig, he's a big shot now and hangs out in the stars. His buddy Harry is so impressed he wears owl specs O|O ha! Hed's a big hit with the bright young things of today so sadly I don't see him much any more, we only have the occasional drink in Hooters. I may have been in the movie biz, way before his time though, unfortunately only geeks & freaks remember me now. It's been a long time since I got sight of an autograph book or the peck of a kiss from an adoring fan. Hey don't get me wrong, I'm not bitter nor nothing........arghhh where's the bottle gone?