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To perform tonight's Doppler Effect, here is Buaku..
(applause)
::approaches center stage and bows to the audience::
"Thank you... thank you..."
::raises hands in the air to ask for silence::
(cough cough) "ahem!"
::cracks knuckles and neck. stands up straight and looks toward audience. takes a deep breath and exhales. opens mouth::
"........eeeeeeeeEEEEEeeeeeeee.........."
::bows::
(thunderous applause)
::bows and waves. picks up rose thrown on stage...
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(applause)
::approaches center stage and bows to the audience::
"Thank you... thank you..."
::raises hands in the air to ask for silence::
(cough cough) "ahem!"
::cracks knuckles and neck. stands up straight and looks toward audience. takes a deep breath and exhales. opens mouth::
"........eeeeeeeeEEEEEeeeeeeee.........."
::bows::
(thunderous applause)
::bows and waves. picks up rose thrown on stage...
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latchbeam:
They always start with the digits... then the hands and feet... then the joints... and so on. 
kay:
I do adore you. Me personally, I would prefer to freeze. Because I hold the belief that pocket weasels are like cockroaches, you can freeze them and then defrost them, and they will continue about their business.
And oh, I'm in the Penthouse suite, do I get first dibs?
~cheers
And oh, I'm in the Penthouse suite, do I get first dibs?
~cheers
Christmas is the season of giving, and I did just that tonight.
Bah fucking humbug..
Bah fucking humbug..
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latchbeam:
That's alright, you have to let them win once in a while. They will begin to question you... or they'll stop playing.
xatreyux:
heck yes
"When you are right, nobody remembers. When you are wrong, nobody forgets."
"You screw up and thousands could perish. No pressure."
"God, this is boring. I wish something would happen..
(Catastrophe)
God, I wish it would be boring again..."
"Sorry, but I don't understand why we need to save the dumbasses from killing themselves."
"So what if I get into trouble going on the air...
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"You screw up and thousands could perish. No pressure."
"God, this is boring. I wish something would happen..
(Catastrophe)
God, I wish it would be boring again..."
"Sorry, but I don't understand why we need to save the dumbasses from killing themselves."
"So what if I get into trouble going on the air...
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latchbeam:
Good luck with the poker game... I've got one on Friday.
kay:
I am heading back to the Ice on Janaury 9th.
Neel is 6 foot 9 to my 4 foot 11.
Indeed, that is an "All blacks" jersey he is wearing.
~cheers
Neel is 6 foot 9 to my 4 foot 11.
Indeed, that is an "All blacks" jersey he is wearing.
~cheers
Is it just me, or does a 5 day weekend seem to go by just like that?
Media: "Do you have any new warnings or advisories out for the area?"
Buaku: "Yes, we now have a Flood Warning for the Snohomish River in Snohomish county."
Media: "Really, what is the river doing?"
Buaku: "Um...flooding?"
I swear the media is testing me.
Media: "Do you have any new warnings or advisories out for the area?"
Buaku: "Yes, we now have a Flood Warning for the Snohomish River in Snohomish county."
Media: "Really, what is the river doing?"
Buaku: "Um...flooding?"
I swear the media is testing me.
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latchbeam:
That is awesome!
latchbeam:
I could use a 5 day weekend.
Wow, what a great game. It came down to a 60 yard field goal with 4 seconds left and it was just wide right. Both defenses made great stops and crushing hits. Both QB's did well, although I do feel bad for Leftwich. I knew he was going to be a great player in the NFL when he was playing at Marshall. Hurting his leg...
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xatreyux:
MLT, what a crap ass place...AHAHAHAHA! btw hello
latchbeam:
Office Space!!! What a classic! You must be pissed at your printer.
If there's one thing in the world that I hate to do, it is expressing sympathy to someone who has lost a loved one. For some reason, I don't handle death very well. I never had anyone really close to me die, but I have had teammates and loved ones of friends pass on. What do you say to someone who will never be able...
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kay:
That picture had me rolling. Sivet could easily get that Rasta like. Give him a joint and a crocheted beret, he would be on his way!
*smooch*
~cheers
*smooch*
~cheers
latchbeam:
Death is very difficult and awkward to deal with. I think Human Nature tends to make us selfish. I hate Nazis.
It's December. Time to bust out Vince Guaraldi's, "A Charlie Brown Christmas."
kay:
I love that movie!
I wish that were the case. These scorpions really do not move out of your way. That actually surprised me. Made me wish I had a penis though.
I am back. I brought you back me!!!
~cheers
I wish that were the case. These scorpions really do not move out of your way. That actually surprised me. Made me wish I had a penis though.
I am back. I brought you back me!!!
~cheers
latchbeam:
Yes, I think I was Sir Francis Drake in my past life... I do know that I drank a lot of beer!
Having them win would've been great. Having them blown away would've been tolerable. But having the game go into overtime and being so close to the endzone, yet having the 3rd down pass intercepted....
Too cruel....
Too cruel....
latchbeam:
Very cruel! Worse than going to the dentist!
kay:
Indeed, it is cruel!
~cheers
~cheers
Colorado beat Nebraska, phase 1 of the "perfect weekend" is complete. Phase 2: Iowa State needs to beat Missouri tomorrow win the Big 12 North.
Until then, my thirst for violence will be quenched by Call Of Duty: Finest Hour.
Flash!
Thunder!
Until then, my thirst for violence will be quenched by Call Of Duty: Finest Hour.
Flash!
Thunder!
latchbeam:
GO IOWA STATE!!!! I watched Colorado beat up on the so called "black shirts." It was great!
latchbeam:
They could have called pass interference. Damn, that really freaking sucks. They had that game won. 
~cheers