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I had Kung Pao chicken for lunch yesterday and read my fortune cookie. Then it hit me....misfortune cookies.

"Nobody loves you, so go ahead and buy that gun."

"Rejection is in your future, including your donated organs."

"Your vivid imagination never saw the bus of reality coming."

I guess I'll stick to my day job..
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Cheese pizza is a blank canvas for the culinary artist.
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buaku:
Yes, pizza needs something on it besides cheese. Grilled chicken, ham, onions, garlic, green peppers (gonna need a breathmint after that one). I'll have to try just onions once, sounds good tho. mmm...pie...damn, now I want dessert....
johnnydelicious:
I felt to same way before moving to New York. Cheese pizza here is art stripped down to bare essence.
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