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A barn in Iowa

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Friday Apr 22, 2005

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I know how my life is going to end.

The place where I work sits right next to the shores of Lake Washington. I learned that the site is on top of filler, and when the big Cascadia Earthquake hits, there's a good chance the building will just sink into the Earth.

It gets even better.

Because of the size, and our close proximity to Lake Washington, there's also a good chance that a Tsunami will be generated and wipe out whoever is left.

The only good thing that could possibly come out of this is that a TV movie about the disaster could be made and some actor could play me. Too bad the person I want to have cast in my role is already dead.



Who would you want to play the role of you in a disaster movie?
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
latchbeam:
I think giant cable spools are acceptable coffee tables, without a doubt.

Which actor... not too sure... Steve Buscemi maybe? Although I look absolutely nothing like him.
Apr 24, 2005
lilyk:
es, i think you would really be solid with blue steel. the more you watch it, the funnier it gets
Apr 24, 2005

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