Ugh. Valentine's Day. I hate this day except for one reason...
It's Ma and Pa's anniversary, and their 35th to boot. 35 years without one killing the other. One of them is bound to snap soon.
Anyway, back to my hatred of this day. It's the same old story you've heard of, I'm sure. Her blah blah blah. Him blah blah blah. Love blah blah blah. Then no love, which leads to hate and fuels the feeling of spite for the other person for the rest of your natural life. Notice the word "natural." In the afterlife, I plan to haunt the person by hiding their keys, taking their socks, etc.. until they call an exorcist or Ghostbusters.
But I did not go through Valentine's Day in a total state of negativity. I used that energy to be creative and composed a song for kids about Valentine's Day. I believe this song would be best played on a guitar, although I didn't write any notes for it. I will provide the tempo, so I think any competent guitar player could ad-lib the notes. The tempo starts off slow on the first line, then goes fast for the second and repeats the process over for the next two lines. Anyways, without further ado, here is my song titled:
"Valentine's Day"
(by Buaku)
One morning I woke up. I got dressed, put on my shoes.
(Dum Dum Dum Di Dum Di Dum, Dum Dum Dum, Dum Di Dum)
Ouch!!
In my shoe was a Brown Recluse, it bit me on the toe!
(DumDiddyDumDiddyDumDumDum,DiddyDumDumDiddy
DiddyDum)
The bite it left hurt so bad. It began to throb, my toe turned black.
All because of the Brown Recluse that bit me on the toe!
In a fit of rage, I grabbed a shoe. Raised it up and slammed it down.
I squished that (bleeep) Brown Recluse that bit me on the toe!
Minutes later my heart stopped. I passed away and went to Hell.
Waiting there was the Brown Recluse that bit me on the toe!
It's Ma and Pa's anniversary, and their 35th to boot. 35 years without one killing the other. One of them is bound to snap soon.
Anyway, back to my hatred of this day. It's the same old story you've heard of, I'm sure. Her blah blah blah. Him blah blah blah. Love blah blah blah. Then no love, which leads to hate and fuels the feeling of spite for the other person for the rest of your natural life. Notice the word "natural." In the afterlife, I plan to haunt the person by hiding their keys, taking their socks, etc.. until they call an exorcist or Ghostbusters.
But I did not go through Valentine's Day in a total state of negativity. I used that energy to be creative and composed a song for kids about Valentine's Day. I believe this song would be best played on a guitar, although I didn't write any notes for it. I will provide the tempo, so I think any competent guitar player could ad-lib the notes. The tempo starts off slow on the first line, then goes fast for the second and repeats the process over for the next two lines. Anyways, without further ado, here is my song titled:
"Valentine's Day"
(by Buaku)
One morning I woke up. I got dressed, put on my shoes.
(Dum Dum Dum Di Dum Di Dum, Dum Dum Dum, Dum Di Dum)
Ouch!!
In my shoe was a Brown Recluse, it bit me on the toe!
(DumDiddyDumDiddyDumDumDum,DiddyDumDumDiddy
DiddyDum)
The bite it left hurt so bad. It began to throb, my toe turned black.
All because of the Brown Recluse that bit me on the toe!
In a fit of rage, I grabbed a shoe. Raised it up and slammed it down.
I squished that (bleeep) Brown Recluse that bit me on the toe!
Minutes later my heart stopped. I passed away and went to Hell.
Waiting there was the Brown Recluse that bit me on the toe!
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latchbeam:
IOWA STATE!!! They are on a roll!
latchbeam:
Yep, Iowa State is kicking some ass! I knew you would like that. Is it the magic bag with Jerry Garcia in it... from Half Baked?