buaku

To perform tonight's Doppler Effect, here is Buaku..

(applause)

::approaches center stage and bows to the audience::

"Thank you... thank you..."

::raises hands in the air to ask for silence::

(cough cough) "ahem!"

::cracks knuckles and neck. stands up straight and looks toward audience. takes a deep breath and exhales. opens mouth::


"........eeeeeeeeEEEEEeeeeeeee.........."

::bows::

(thunderous applause)

::bows and waves. picks up rose thrown on stage and smells it. hands it to lucky lady in front row::

"Room 325 at the Hilton."

::waves and exits stage left::