"When you are right, nobody remembers. When you are wrong, nobody forgets."
"You screw up and thousands could perish. No pressure."
"God, this is boring. I wish something would happen..
(Catastrophe)
God, I wish it would be boring again..."
"Sorry, but I don't understand why we need to save the dumbasses from killing themselves."
"So what if I get into trouble going on the air sounding like Yoda? Care, I do not.."
How did your week go?
I'm John the III. My dad was John Jr. and grandpa was, of course, John Sr. One thing I loved to do was fuck with people who called our house asking for John. Two things to note: By the age of ten, I was already bigger than my father and grandpa had died when I was three. The phone call would go something like this.
"Hello?"
"Hi there, can I speak to John, please?"
"Um, there are 2 Johns here...which do you want to speak to?"
"Oh, Big John I guess."
"I am Big John. I'm bigger than my dad."
"Oh, ok...John Sr. then."
"He can't come to the phone. He's dead."
"You screw up and thousands could perish. No pressure."
"God, this is boring. I wish something would happen..
(Catastrophe)
God, I wish it would be boring again..."
"Sorry, but I don't understand why we need to save the dumbasses from killing themselves."
"So what if I get into trouble going on the air sounding like Yoda? Care, I do not.."
How did your week go?
I'm John the III. My dad was John Jr. and grandpa was, of course, John Sr. One thing I loved to do was fuck with people who called our house asking for John. Two things to note: By the age of ten, I was already bigger than my father and grandpa had died when I was three. The phone call would go something like this.
"Hello?"
"Hi there, can I speak to John, please?"
"Um, there are 2 Johns here...which do you want to speak to?"
"Oh, Big John I guess."
"I am Big John. I'm bigger than my dad."
"Oh, ok...John Sr. then."
"He can't come to the phone. He's dead."
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Neel is 6 foot 9 to my 4 foot 11.
Indeed, that is an "All blacks" jersey he is wearing.
~cheers