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My favorite obscure Monty Python Sketch:

In an office off Goswell Road, Eric and John are busy working at their desk when Eric sees a body fall past the window

E Hey! Did you see that?
J ::looks up from his work:: Hm?
E Did you see something go past the window?
J What?
E Somebody just went past the window, ::points down:: that way.
J Oh! ::goes back to work::
E oh.. ::goes back to work::
another body falls
E Another one!
J ::looks up:: Hm?
E Another one just went past, downwards!
J What?
E Two people have just fallen out of that window to their almost certain death!
J ::looks at the window then goes back to work:: Fine, fine..
E Look! Two people..
another body falls
Three people have just fallen out of that window!!
J ::looks at Eric, then goes back to work:: Must be a board meeting..
E Oh yeah..
::both look out the window to see another body fall::
E Hey, that was Wilkins in Finance.
J Ahem, No, that was Robertson.
E Wilkins.
J Robertson.
E Wilkins!
J Robertson!
Another body falls
E That was Wilkins.
J That was Wilkins. He's a good golfer,
Wilkens.
E Very good golfer, very good golfer.
Robertson's in Finance. Bet Parkinson is next.
J Bet you he won't.
E How much?
J What?
E How much do you bet he won't? Fiver?
J All right.
E Fine.
::shake hands::
J You're on.
E Done.
::both look out the window::
E C'mon Parkie!!
J Don't do it Parkie!!
E C'mon Parkie!!
J C'mon, be sensible now, Parkie!!
E Jump, Parkie, jump!!
J Don't jump Parkie!!

A Letter to the BBC
Dear Sir, I am writing to complain about that sketch of people falling out of a high building. I have worked all my life in such a building and have never once AHHHHHHH!!!! ::body falls to the pavement::

E ::triumphant:: Parkinson!!
J ::protesting:: Johnson!!