1800 Flowers - Cleaned Up - Happy B'day USMC - Plumbing
1800 Flowers
So Wednesday night I ordered a corsage for the ball from 1800Flowers. I've used them before - alternately with ProFlowers - though have often felt a bit guilty as though I should use a local florist direct. Still, what local florist can take an order at midnight?
Anyway there were issues with the order. 1800Flowers picked up on the issues Thursday when they checked with the fulfilling florist, called and left a message on my cell. I called them back and they worked it out with the local florist right then on the 'phone. I'm impressed - this was for a Saturday delivery. Kudos.
Cleaned Up
It really does not go so well when I try to play civilized. The first photo is what the world sees most of the year. And before you get too excited ladies, what you might think you're seeing is actually a Glock 27 with a Crimson Trace grip and Heine tritium slant sights in the strong side of my Thunderwear with a MOD ATFK auto knife in the weak side pouch as backup.
Here's me trying to be cleaned up. Not only is it really not much better, I think it actually is worse. Some of us are just not cut out for this sort of thing. This photo is actually from the last time, but not that much has changed other than my head being entirely shaved. And ladies if you are thinking "Hey, that looks larger than a Glock 27" you'd be spot on - the tux shop manager was an absolutely gorgeous blonde.
Happy B'day USMC
So I did my best to look presentable to celebrate the 233rd birthday of the Marine Corps. If you don't know this is an annual thing and is celebrated around the world, on bases, on board ships, hell in foxholes. At the cake cutting the oldest marine present was a retired MSgt and the youngest his granddaughter, a teenager. Something funny must have been going on in the room because it seemed sort of foggy for a few moments. Maybe I got an eyelash in both eyes simultaneously or something.
Semper Fidelis!
Plumbing
It always surprises me what women don't know about male plumbing. I mean how often are girls perplexed by shrinkage, or growers versus showers? Anyway one thing that I think women fail to realize is that no guy is an absolute size - we're a range, and a lot of how much of that range we achieve has to do with how turned on we are. Yep, stress, alcohol, and other factors certainly play a part but ladies here's a secret: This is an area where what you put into it can be proportional to what you get out. Or in, as the case may be. Just thought you should know.
Oh, and I'd rather be fishing.
1800 Flowers
So Wednesday night I ordered a corsage for the ball from 1800Flowers. I've used them before - alternately with ProFlowers - though have often felt a bit guilty as though I should use a local florist direct. Still, what local florist can take an order at midnight?
Anyway there were issues with the order. 1800Flowers picked up on the issues Thursday when they checked with the fulfilling florist, called and left a message on my cell. I called them back and they worked it out with the local florist right then on the 'phone. I'm impressed - this was for a Saturday delivery. Kudos.
Cleaned Up
It really does not go so well when I try to play civilized. The first photo is what the world sees most of the year. And before you get too excited ladies, what you might think you're seeing is actually a Glock 27 with a Crimson Trace grip and Heine tritium slant sights in the strong side of my Thunderwear with a MOD ATFK auto knife in the weak side pouch as backup.
Here's me trying to be cleaned up. Not only is it really not much better, I think it actually is worse. Some of us are just not cut out for this sort of thing. This photo is actually from the last time, but not that much has changed other than my head being entirely shaved. And ladies if you are thinking "Hey, that looks larger than a Glock 27" you'd be spot on - the tux shop manager was an absolutely gorgeous blonde.
Happy B'day USMC
So I did my best to look presentable to celebrate the 233rd birthday of the Marine Corps. If you don't know this is an annual thing and is celebrated around the world, on bases, on board ships, hell in foxholes. At the cake cutting the oldest marine present was a retired MSgt and the youngest his granddaughter, a teenager. Something funny must have been going on in the room because it seemed sort of foggy for a few moments. Maybe I got an eyelash in both eyes simultaneously or something.
Semper Fidelis!
Plumbing
It always surprises me what women don't know about male plumbing. I mean how often are girls perplexed by shrinkage, or growers versus showers? Anyway one thing that I think women fail to realize is that no guy is an absolute size - we're a range, and a lot of how much of that range we achieve has to do with how turned on we are. Yep, stress, alcohol, and other factors certainly play a part but ladies here's a secret: This is an area where what you put into it can be proportional to what you get out. Or in, as the case may be. Just thought you should know.
Oh, and I'd rather be fishing.
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Lookin sharp in that suit!
We use to train with a Marine Battalion when i was in the Army Rangers.
Tough buncha fuckers to be sure!
and ya... fishin
i think we're gonna head up to the mountains this weekend for some bass since they just released a billion baby trout from the hatcheries
should be fun!