Well, I just figured out how to turn on the thermostat---no wonder it's been so fucking cold in here. Anyway, my kitten is bad-ass. If I told him to, he would execute you by tearing your ball sac in half, and then while you writhed in pain, he would tear your jugular open, because he's just that bad-ass. That's why my cat could kick the shit out of Ben's cat----you heard it first---Bobert vs. Jonas- this weekend in a winner take all kittie cage match! OH, THE INSANITY!
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who then NOW bitch??
sorry...i didn't actually have a picture of bobert...ya know