Out of curiousity, does anyone not on my list, list me as a friend? I only gots two friends, and they are way more popular me. Would I be cooler if I spelled list all nu-metally, like Lyst? I could start wearing my creepy aviator sunglasses all the time and grow a bitchin' rat tail. I could get my picture taken with David Carradine as...
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7:35pm (EST)
Buying plane tickets tonight....
doing a little dance...
Ummm....
yeah
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10:17pm (EST)
The good news is that I got my tickets.
The bad news is that price line bought me tickets for a 6:45am flight from Boston. Eeep. That means I have to leave Lewiston at 2:30am to make it to Logan by 4:45 to make it through security by the time...
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Buying plane tickets tonight....
doing a little dance...
Ummm....
yeah
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10:17pm (EST)
The good news is that I got my tickets.
The bad news is that price line bought me tickets for a 6:45am flight from Boston. Eeep. That means I have to leave Lewiston at 2:30am to make it to Logan by 4:45 to make it through security by the time...
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bruiserboy:
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[Edited on Dec 16, 2002]
[Edited on Dec 16, 2002]
"God Forbid Sadam Hussein gets his hands on weapons grade zima." -John Stewart
My beer remains frozen in its icey grave of my mini fridge. Why does Jack Osbourne get to hang with Andrew WK and sit in Natalie Portman's lap, and I dont? Don't answer that. I have my own good things coming to me, and they dont involve having to live with Kelly...
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My beer remains frozen in its icey grave of my mini fridge. Why does Jack Osbourne get to hang with Andrew WK and sit in Natalie Portman's lap, and I dont? Don't answer that. I have my own good things coming to me, and they dont involve having to live with Kelly...
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aoife:
Yeah, but come on, Sharon would be your mom! Not to mention Ozzy. . .
MY BEER HAS FROZEN!!!
I went to get a cold one while watching King of the Hill, and discovered, to my horror, that all of my PBR tall boys were full of ice. I have been under the impression that this was an impossibility. While the idea of a PBRcicle is appealing on a hot summer night, I wanted a cold one, not a frozen...
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I went to get a cold one while watching King of the Hill, and discovered, to my horror, that all of my PBR tall boys were full of ice. I have been under the impression that this was an impossibility. While the idea of a PBRcicle is appealing on a hot summer night, I wanted a cold one, not a frozen...
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Another gloomy day in early winter. I spent most of it studying, and putting up Christmas lights.
It snowed this evening. When I first moved to Maine I had never seen snow, so it became this magical thing for me, and remained that way until only just recently. I dont know why its effecting me so much this year.
It snowed this evening. When I first moved to Maine I had never seen snow, so it became this magical thing for me, and remained that way until only just recently. I dont know why its effecting me so much this year.
Winter frost scratches the whites of my eyes,
bloodshot, mirroring the jagged trees,
that scrape away at the dwindling sun,
setting only hours past its rise
Dark by four, closer, the solstice creeps,
into the autumnal abscess, mired in gray,
cold thoughts stir in the bitter nocturne,
so alone, I am robbed of sleep
bloodshot, mirroring the jagged trees,
that scrape away at the dwindling sun,
setting only hours past its rise
Dark by four, closer, the solstice creeps,
into the autumnal abscess, mired in gray,
cold thoughts stir in the bitter nocturne,
so alone, I am robbed of sleep
boxterjulep:
The Wanderers is a great fucking movie!
Every time you tell me baby, when I settle down, gotta get me a trailer park and move my world around....
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
I recorded my family's big dinner on video, because we've never had the opportunity to do so before. There weren't any blow outs, moments of drunken belligerence, or screaming matches this year, just about 40 minutes of strange conversation. Among the topics that came up were:
- My father's crazy uncle poaching Christmas trees.
- My father's cousin who was charged with...
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I recorded my family's big dinner on video, because we've never had the opportunity to do so before. There weren't any blow outs, moments of drunken belligerence, or screaming matches this year, just about 40 minutes of strange conversation. Among the topics that came up were:
- My father's crazy uncle poaching Christmas trees.
- My father's cousin who was charged with...
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user8935778:
did you know screamin' jay hawkins fathered 57 kids in his life!!! thats potency! nice taste in music!
user8935778:
now we must get married.. i spent a summer in maine working at an overnight camp.. it was nice.
50 Things You might not know about me
1. On any given day, my height ranges between 62 and 63. Weird.
2. I have size 12 or 13 feet depending on the brand.
3. I never heard anything by Led Zeppelin, besides Immigrant Song, until I was 21.
4. I nearly lost my ability to walk when I was four, and again at six, when...
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1. On any given day, my height ranges between 62 and 63. Weird.
2. I have size 12 or 13 feet depending on the brand.
3. I never heard anything by Led Zeppelin, besides Immigrant Song, until I was 21.
4. I nearly lost my ability to walk when I was four, and again at six, when...
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snakepiss:
Whoa dude! for someone who #36's it's agood thing you were when #15 went down. Ain't that some shit! You seem to have undertook a great deal of shitluck over the years. But it was probably all worth it to shoot Rollins in the ass with a water pistol, while he twirls around a lamp in a cunning attempt to woo a member of the opposite sex. Am I wrong?
bruiserboy:
Life's hard sometimes, but Karma, or whatever, sees me through.
I had a dream last night that Hulk Hogan was pestering me about taking my wrestling career "to the next level". Mind you, the closest thing that I have ever had to a wrestling career was a series of short films where I randomly clobbered my brother while wearing a Mexican Lucedore mask. When I tried to tell him that I wasn't interested, he broke...
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bos_to_nrt:
WHO'S THE BOSS NOW, DANZA?"
hehhhahhahaahheheheheh
LMFAO fucking priceless
hehhhahhahaahheheheheh
LMFAO fucking priceless
linz:
hmmm..
that makes you cool...
just a side note:
I prefer creepy aviator glasses...over bitchin rat tails..
about five years ago the only work i could get was being cast as "weird girl" extra parts in movies, and one of the first movies i was in was starring david carradine and c. thomas howell. it was a terrible, horrible, awful, futuristic wanna be beyond thunderdome kind of film. anyways, david was supposed to be one of the lead actors, but he was so hammered all the time that he couldn't remember any of his lines, so his part got cut down to one ad libbed "soliloquy" (in non theatrical terms it means he was so drunk that he yammered on a bunch of jibberish to himself for about 30 minutes). the driver for the crew had to go scrape him off of a couple of swanky hotel bar front steps at four in the morning because the staff didn't know what to do with him, and just put him outside like a cat or something. weird. hope that'll keep you amused today.