bruiserboy

The Bruisersister is in Mexico and El paso texas this week. Hopefully she will finally get me that switchblade i've been pestering her about for years.

*flash back to August 24th, 1985*
EVERYONE: Happy sixth birthday Matt!
MATT: Aww you guys shouldnt have...
KATE: Open my gift first!!
MATT: Okay.... *unwraps gift* Optimus Prime? A transformer... What the fuck is this!! I wanted a switchblade!...
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Who can take a blue sky, and turn it into gray?
Who can take a rainbow, and tell it that its lame?
Who can take a holiday and make it awkward and traumatic?
Who can take a simple pleasure like skipping stones and make it automatic?
The bruiserboy can....
The bruiserboy can....
the bruiserboy can because he mixes it with spite and makes the world...
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Ugh. I feel like i have been repeatedly run over by a tank. Stupid beer and sleep deprivation. I suspect there is a little rough housing invoplves somewhere in the mixture too. I have some rather deep scratches on my left arm. I remember standing next to a rose bush sometime around 2 am, when i was watching Tyson and Big Mike wrestle. Perhaps I...
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I'm headed to a big ass party tonight. Some old friends are back from Hawaii and California. Wish i had a date to take along. Oh well. Maybe i'll break out a fake mustaches, or bring my old pal tequila. We'll see.

More apartment hunting weirdness last night.
Word to the wise, if you are trying to sell an apartment to me, dont just splash on white paint over the water damage. Paint the whole ceiling, and use more than one coat, so I cant see the brown water spots beneath it. Might not hurt to replace, or at least clean the water damaged rug, too. Also,...
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I screwed up the tendons behind my left knee on Saturday, either while working out, or when i put my foot down while it was asleep. Because I was nearly crippled by a virus when I was a kid, whenever is start to limp, my family and friends panic.

I went to see Goldmember again this afternoon, this time with my sisters. When I saw it last Sunday, I was drunk and laughed my ass off. Sober, it was still relatively funny, although nowhere nearly as funny as the first movie.
I did laugh a lot, however it was mainly at this person behind me who kept laughing so loud that he drowned out...
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I went to check out an apartment in Auburn with my sister this morning, We forgot the map, and had to ask six people for direction before we found the street. When we finally pulled up in front of the building, the rodentia came out to greet us. This big, fat ass rat came running out from under the porch. Rats make great pets, but...
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I spent the morning trying to expalin Schrodinger's Cat
to my siblings. http://www.phobe.com/s_cat/s_cat.html

Am I the only one really bothered by the use of "London Calling" in a car commercial?