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"I wash my back with a rag on a stick...."
My sisters best friend from california and her yuppie husband are visiting from califoirnia today. I'm debating breaking out a fake moustache, my ugliest mesh hat, a filthy wife beater, my tight, bleach splattered jeans and a bottle of Beast.... yeeee-haw

Well, i wish i would....
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demolitionkitten:
the handlebar moustache! do it do it (and take a new profile pic wearing it while you're at it, mister) smile
bettietwoguns:
here i am.
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I finished the mixed cd today, finally settling on a mix of trad rockabilly, psychobilly, garage rock, metal, 60's brit pop, soul and samples from exploitation movies, all of which seems to blend together better'n moxie and Jagermeister.
I have sign language until about 9pm tonight. I'm not especially looking forward to that, but then its Lush night! Woot!!
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I've been working on the same mixed CD for over a month now. I dont know when I became so picky. Perhaps I've lost my mixing mojo....
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I found Return of The Living Dead on DVD at a records store in Brunswick today. Now I ama happy camper. The 45 Grave on the soundtrack makes me miss Denean even more than usual though.
catculus:
teehee, those are some awersome stats :-D
congrats on the DVD find!
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Cavities

Got a cataract in my mind's eye, darlin'
and a dust devil in my lungs,
my sacred heart has clean burned out,
and the fat lady's sung my songs,
Never said I was saintly bastard,
but baby you should have guessed
theres a little red devil on my shoulder
screamin' "Boy, you're time has passed"
Ten AM, I'm still sweating vodka,
screaming down highway...
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jolene:
beautiful... just as you are.
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Im feeling kind of blue. I have a sinus headache, Im still without a legal or safe motor vehicle, and Im lonely. Anybody wanna be my girlfriend? Haha. Only half joking, its now been a year since Ive even kissed anyone. Arrgh.
I just dont seem to post as many entries on the good days. Yesterday was great, for example. I went down to Boston,...
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jolene:
man oh man... a year is a long time. maybe it will be worth the wait, eh?
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So I recieved a mysterious package from Senorita Demolitionkitten in the mail today . Inside it were the BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENTS I'VE EVER GOTTEN!!
She sent me:
A mixed cd of kick ass rocknroll bands.
An adult coloring book with really creepy illustrations (and for some reason a dead mosquito)
A new fake beard and moustache, which I shall put to neafrious purposes.
A copy...
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bettietwoguns:
i cannot cannot wait till my birthday!
and she 's getting the neatest stuff from me on hers!
demolitionkitten:
1-a mosquito?
haha. did I go delirious when the west nile virus was after me and squash it with your nekkid mullet people?
weird.

2- I am the second nicest coolest wink

3- Beth is getting a lump of coal this year. Or maybe a pager for easy access booty calls. ha hah ha ha aha ha

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Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
So this week has kind of been incredibly shitty.
Yesterday, I walked out ofclass after some brainwashed (dead?) nationalist asshole demanded we all say the pledge of allegiance to prove we were "real 'merkins". This following a night when one of his ilk srtarted a near race riot downtown after picking a fight with a somali highschool student.
Today,...
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bettietwoguns:
silly. yer quote. heathers. nevermind.
demolitionkitten:
lick it up, baby.
lick. it. up.

hahaha "I never suggested you were mother theresa"
you make me laugh, mattypants ;P
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I had another great US Studies class today, We discussed the purpose and process of history, and the difference between recorded and historical facts. Fun times.
After class, i went to get yet another receipt for my classes, so my insurance company has proof that I am taking at least 12 credits, only to discover that the computers were down again. Arrrgh!
When I got...
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