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Wednesday Dec 25, 2002

Dec 25, 2002
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Nothing says Christmas like the Exploited - Fuck the Mods. Such an awful song. Muahahahaa....
Here are some Bruiserboy family traditions. I'm all about the family holiday traditions.

Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer - I love this movie, and always insist on watching it on Black friday.

Christmas Gift Disinformation - Last year, I managed to convince my younger sister that i had gotten her a tarantuala, then late on Christmas eve, I tore a hole out through the back of the box. This year, I had the exchange student convinced that she'd gotten Aaron Carter and Trans-Siberian Orchestra cds.

Christmas Eve Candle Light Services- the only night of the year my siblings and I go to church, and coincidentally, the only day of the year the church encourages people to play with fire. Every year, my family piles into one or two cars, and slowly drives my father crazy. Well, crazier than he already is. Afterwards, we come home, open a single gift, and then the cats knock over the christmas tree.

The Sock Threat - Every year for the past five years, I have threatened to ruin Christmas by coming downstairs Red Hot Chili Peppers style, and video tape the horrified expressions on the fam's faces. Its always too cold, or I would do it.

Waking up my brother - I recently stopped this tradition after my brother hurt himself trying to punch me, but for a long time, I would find new and creative ways to wake up my brother on Christmas day, the worst of which involved a trumpet.

What kind of traditions do you have?

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