Dude, i am so in love with Atom and His Package's "I am downright amazed at what I can destroy with just a hammer..."
It's like the song that should have been playing throughout my childhood, because I was that kid in your neighborhood who smashed everything he possibly could with his parent's tools.
You dad's camera not working? Shit, let's smash it!
Your parents plums aren't ripe by june? Well maybe smashing them would help!
Your baby brother has cradle cap? I know how we can fix that....
okay, no baby smashing, but you get the point.