bruiserboy

Merry Christmas, I Fucked Your Snowman
by the Showcase Showdown

I ruined all your christmas joy
stomped all over your childrens toys
saw your house with its lights a blaze
to crash your holiday's the only way
I knocked that stupid virgin down
threw Joeseph's robes upon the ground
I saw his eyes from across the lawn
and oh-ho-ho my heart was gone

Merry Christmas I fucked your snowman
Merry Christmas, I slept with him
Merry Christmas, i fucked your snowman
Merry Christmas, I'll do it again

Your guests, they all were horrified
said the season I'd defiled
They can all just go straight to hell
I told them with one great big yell

Merry Christmas I fucked your snowman
Merry Christmas, I slept with him
Merry Christmas, i fucked your snowman
Merry Christmas, I'll do it again

I burned down your tinseled evergreen
hit your old aunt across the knees
I've smashed up all Christmas plates
for you and yours I've got only hate
I kissed him on his frosty mug
and he gave me a great big hug
now my heart is full of christmas cheer
almost enough to last all the year

Merry Christmas I fucked your snowman
Merry Christmas, I slept with him
Merry Christmas, i fucked your snowman
Merry Christmas, I'll do it again


-Best christmas song ever.