bruiserboy

"The Painful Oral Surgery Sign Means Happy Motoring."

I'm having too much fun with the sloganizer...

Sadly, no painful oral surgery for me, just a cleaning. There is nothing I love more than staring the day off with a good old fashioned tooth scraping. Mmmmm, the taste of latex gloves and small amounts of blood, oh, and tooth polishing compound, god I love the residual crunchiness of that heavenly substance. I guess I need three fillings, and the office is backed up over six months. Hooray. It could have been worse, I suppose. They could have lectured me on the dangers of oral piercings again. When i was in my late teens, they would tell me horror stories of kids breaking their teeth on tongue studs and labrets, and I would just laugh, and ask for a shot of Novocain. When they would ask why, Id respond, So I can pierce my lip, silly. Its odd that dentists are so humorless about oral piercings, but always seem to have at least one hockey player in the family