Hello all. I have a new test up. This weeks test is Are you a saint, Frank Stalone, George W. Bush, Saddam Hussein or the Antichrist?
It can be taken at http://bruiserboy.friendtest.com
(click the link in my profile)
Ideally, the lower score, the less evil you are. The various levels of evil are as follows:
0-19 You are a saint. Basically you're a good person with a few minor faults.
20 If you score exactly 20, you are Frank Stalone. You have no talent, and would be completely forgettable without your brother, who is well on his way to forgettable mediocrity.
21-49 You are a lesser evil, delving into the realms of white collar crime, and possibly the early stages of tyranny.
50 You are George W. Bush, the first American president to lose the popular vote. You are evil, but in a "too stupid to realize you are being evil by doing what you think is right" sort of way. If you werent running the country, you might make a good drinking buddy or zamboni driver. You have a shady past that may include drug use, alcoholism, and insider trading, but your old man has made sure they dont harm your political career . You have trouble with public speaking, and do not seem to have a firm grasp on anything you are saying that doesnt involve baseball, Texas, and blowing stuff up good.
51-79 You are a tyrant possibly ruling one of the world's super powers or possibly just a small island shaped like a skull. You have no qualms with murder and fraud, and you enjoy the finer things in life, like speed boating and drugs.
80 You are Saddam Hussein. You are a very evil man, some would say too evil too live. While you are in the upper 20% of evil human beings, you still exist in the shadow of Stalin, Hitler, Genghis Kahn, Vlad Teppish, Nero, Colligula and dozens of other far worse historical tyrants.
81-99% You, my friend, are beyond mere evil. You are devilish. You've realized that far more evil can be accomplished with soothing words and an exquisite suit than with an army and lifetime supply of cruise missiles, all the while enjoying the finest and most depraved things in life. People see you as a philanthropist, even a bit saintly. But beyond that smile is a forked tongue, and behind that childrens hospital is a scheme to destroy the immortal souls of the innocent. Perhaps you've made a Faustian deal, or maybe you even originate from realms infernal.
100% You are the antichrist, the pinnacle of evil. You are the bastard son of the devil. Your charm and charisma mask a scheme to bring an end to all mortal existence.
It can be taken at http://bruiserboy.friendtest.com
(click the link in my profile)
Ideally, the lower score, the less evil you are. The various levels of evil are as follows:
0-19 You are a saint. Basically you're a good person with a few minor faults.
20 If you score exactly 20, you are Frank Stalone. You have no talent, and would be completely forgettable without your brother, who is well on his way to forgettable mediocrity.
21-49 You are a lesser evil, delving into the realms of white collar crime, and possibly the early stages of tyranny.
50 You are George W. Bush, the first American president to lose the popular vote. You are evil, but in a "too stupid to realize you are being evil by doing what you think is right" sort of way. If you werent running the country, you might make a good drinking buddy or zamboni driver. You have a shady past that may include drug use, alcoholism, and insider trading, but your old man has made sure they dont harm your political career . You have trouble with public speaking, and do not seem to have a firm grasp on anything you are saying that doesnt involve baseball, Texas, and blowing stuff up good.
51-79 You are a tyrant possibly ruling one of the world's super powers or possibly just a small island shaped like a skull. You have no qualms with murder and fraud, and you enjoy the finer things in life, like speed boating and drugs.
80 You are Saddam Hussein. You are a very evil man, some would say too evil too live. While you are in the upper 20% of evil human beings, you still exist in the shadow of Stalin, Hitler, Genghis Kahn, Vlad Teppish, Nero, Colligula and dozens of other far worse historical tyrants.
81-99% You, my friend, are beyond mere evil. You are devilish. You've realized that far more evil can be accomplished with soothing words and an exquisite suit than with an army and lifetime supply of cruise missiles, all the while enjoying the finest and most depraved things in life. People see you as a philanthropist, even a bit saintly. But beyond that smile is a forked tongue, and behind that childrens hospital is a scheme to destroy the immortal souls of the innocent. Perhaps you've made a Faustian deal, or maybe you even originate from realms infernal.
100% You are the antichrist, the pinnacle of evil. You are the bastard son of the devil. Your charm and charisma mask a scheme to bring an end to all mortal existence.
-sarah