bruiserboy

Overall, its been a good day.
Good Things:
(1) Woke up at 8am without feeling like shit. Always a plus.
(2) Got my first haircut in 10 months. Its a little short but looks quite sharp.
(3) Zombie photo came out better than i expected. My skin is so fair that i didnt need any powder to look corpsish. Yay for Irishness.
(4) Had a...
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"Rolanda, I can smell yooouurr BRAAAAAIIIIINSSS!!"

Today's scary photo theme is Return of the Living Teds, a delicious pun on one of my all time favorite movies.
I got my hair cut today. Its a little shorter than I wanted, but its still a good cut,
I really can smell your brains, by the way. Maybe thats just your shampoo. I dont know.

So i decided to join in with my own scary halloween picture themes.
This weeks theme is The Bride of Frankenbruiser, the sad story of big, ugly monster who nobody loved. When the villagers burned him at the stake, they discovered that he tasted like berries, and for some reason his head was a bottle opener.
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In other news, tommorow morning, I'm getting an...
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Two distinct knocks by unseen hands
and a brief whiff of her old candles,
as a lovelorn cat sang the blues outside,
elusive of the watchmans lamp
The bells chimed three in the parlor room,
incomplete notes of the newborn day,
I could hear her pacing through the walls,
She, too, was ill at ease this night

"I wash my back with a rag on a stick...."
My sisters best friend from california and her yuppie husband are visiting from califoirnia today. I'm debating breaking out a fake moustache, my ugliest mesh hat, a filthy wife beater, my tight, bleach splattered jeans and a bottle of Beast.... yeeee-haw

Well, i wish i would....

I finished the mixed cd today, finally settling on a mix of trad rockabilly, psychobilly, garage rock, metal, 60's brit pop, soul and samples from exploitation movies, all of which seems to blend together better'n moxie and Jagermeister.
I have sign language until about 9pm tonight. I'm not especially looking forward to that, but then its Lush night! Woot!!

I've been working on the same mixed CD for over a month now. I dont know when I became so picky. Perhaps I've lost my mixing mojo....

I found Return of The Living Dead on DVD at a records store in Brunswick today. Now I ama happy camper. The 45 Grave on the soundtrack makes me miss Denean even more than usual though.

Cavities

Got a cataract in my mind's eye, darlin'
and a dust devil in my lungs,
my sacred heart has clean burned out,
and the fat lady's sung my songs,
Never said I was saintly bastard,
but baby you should have guessed
theres a little red devil on my shoulder
screamin' "Boy, you're time has passed"
Ten AM, I'm still sweating vodka,
screaming down highway...
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Im feeling kind of blue. I have a sinus headache, Im still without a legal or safe motor vehicle, and Im lonely. Anybody wanna be my girlfriend? Haha. Only half joking, its now been a year since Ive even kissed anyone. Arrgh.
I just dont seem to post as many entries on the good days. Yesterday was great, for example. I went down to Boston,...
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So I recieved a mysterious package from Senorita Demolitionkitten in the mail today . Inside it were the BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENTS I'VE EVER GOTTEN!!
She sent me:
A mixed cd of kick ass rocknroll bands.
An adult coloring book with really creepy illustrations (and for some reason a dead mosquito)
A new fake beard and moustache, which I shall put to neafrious purposes.
A copy...
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Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
So this week has kind of been incredibly shitty.
Yesterday, I walked out ofclass after some brainwashed (dead?) nationalist asshole demanded we all say the pledge of allegiance to prove we were "real 'merkins". This following a night when one of his ilk srtarted a near race riot downtown after picking a fight with a somali highschool student.
Today,...
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