bruiserboy

The "killer junkie on the loose" turned up dead in the pond, 40 feet from the crime scene, just as i predicted. The folks, they love a panic.

I drove past some little asshole riding on my stolen 1997 Hoffman "George" model BMX this morning. He neverremoved the stickers or anything, Unfortunately i was on a one way section of Lisbon St. so no luck in following him. he was gone before i coudl turn around. I'll catch him one day and drag his little punk ass to the police station.

My latest research indicates that leftover fajitas are, in fact, not the breakfast of champions. Ugh.....

i've beeen doing some webpage work, redesigning both my personal site and the main site for teh server its on. It will rock your socks suckahs.

I went to exchange my leftover Canadian currency back into US funds this afternoon. Pam, the teller reacted as if I were asking her to transmute blood into uranium 236. Her lower lip just kind of quivered and her eyes glazed over. I had to give her one of those "are you still there" looks after about 45 seconds of unresponsiveness.
She then waddled over...
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I was out till three last night, playing poker, drinking harp and schlitz and listening to Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Muddy Waters, Ray Charles and Blue Oyster Cult. Good times yo. The only thing missing (as usual) from all this was the ladies.Oh well.

Blah. Montreal was a strange trip. Not being at all fluent in French, I felt like a mute, deaf, illiterate most of the time. Oh well, it gave me an excuse to wear my sunglasses instead of my coke bottles.
I decided that it probably would be best if I didn't drink there, despite the higher alcohol content of their beer, because I knew Id...
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I'm headed to Montreal for a few days, taking my little sister to check out some schools up there. I hope I get over the border....

Zak gave me three authentic Joe McCarthy pins today. I put one on my jean jacket for irony, one in my booty chest for safe keeping, and I'm not sure what to do with the other. Any suggestions?

Things have cooled off a bit. It was 105 yesterday with 90% humidity. Yes, Maine is that temperate. The 4th was really uneventful. I didnt really celebrate at all. Had a beer with dinner, thats about it.
Glad to see Demolitionkttn is on here now. She's one of the coolest, prettiest people I know. Be nice to her and Lisadarling or I'll club you and...
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Sweet sweet Jeebus! Its fucking hot today. We had an awesome thunderstorm this morning. ightning struck with 100 feet of my window.
I had a bad experience applying for a stock room job at a certain local department store today.

Good day today.
Jolene mentions me in her journal, i finish stacking wood, my Mad Sin cds came in the mail, cold beer in teh fridge and two margaritas with dinner. I cant complain.