bruiserboy

Ugh. I feel like i have been repeatedly run over by a tank. Stupid beer and sleep deprivation. I suspect there is a little rough housing invoplves somewhere in the mixture too. I have some rather deep scratches on my left arm. I remember standing next to a rose bush sometime around 2 am, when i was watching Tyson and Big Mike wrestle. Perhaps I...
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I'm headed to a big ass party tonight. Some old friends are back from Hawaii and California. Wish i had a date to take along. Oh well. Maybe i'll break out a fake mustaches, or bring my old pal tequila. We'll see.

More apartment hunting weirdness last night.
Word to the wise, if you are trying to sell an apartment to me, dont just splash on white paint over the water damage. Paint the whole ceiling, and use more than one coat, so I cant see the brown water spots beneath it. Might not hurt to replace, or at least clean the water damaged rug, too. Also,...
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I screwed up the tendons behind my left knee on Saturday, either while working out, or when i put my foot down while it was asleep. Because I was nearly crippled by a virus when I was a kid, whenever is start to limp, my family and friends panic.

I went to see Goldmember again this afternoon, this time with my sisters. When I saw it last Sunday, I was drunk and laughed my ass off. Sober, it was still relatively funny, although nowhere nearly as funny as the first movie.
I did laugh a lot, however it was mainly at this person behind me who kept laughing so loud that he drowned out...
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I went to check out an apartment in Auburn with my sister this morning, We forgot the map, and had to ask six people for direction before we found the street. When we finally pulled up in front of the building, the rodentia came out to greet us. This big, fat ass rat came running out from under the porch. Rats make great pets, but...
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I spent the morning trying to expalin Schrodinger's Cat
to my siblings. http://www.phobe.com/s_cat/s_cat.html

Am I the only one really bothered by the use of "London Calling" in a car commercial?

Guarded conversation under the awning,
the scent of rain mixed with cigarettes,
the tension, months of bitter silence,
broken by an awkward moment
Time has tempered the two of us
tongues like knives, once paired,
sheathed by tacit, public diplomacy,
but deadly when jabbed at the heart
Smile, smoke, question and answer,
pass time till the torrent fades,
endless seconds of cumbrous silence,
as we...
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I HATE BEN AFFLECK SO MUCH!!!

Today finds me in upstate new york, visiting my brother. I swear to god, he's living in the Evil Dead house. I go on way too many roadtrips, although none of them take me to the places i really wanna go. I wish the peopel I want to visit didnt live more than a day away.

So whaddaya think of my new picture? I was bored. First person who can name the movie that the poster i used was from gets a free toy surprise....