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I had another great US Studies class today, We discussed the purpose and process of history, and the difference between recorded and historical facts. Fun times.
After class, i went to get yet another receipt for my classes, so my insurance company has proof that I am taking at least 12 credits, only to discover that the computers were down again. Arrrgh!
When I got...
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Wake up and smell the rhetoric...

"Aww yeah"
"Aww yeah"
"Its that time"
"Aww, you know its that time"
"I'm Levon"
"And I'm Barry, sagitarius"
"And its time. Its time for two hundred "
"and forty dollars"
"Worth of puddin' "
"Worth of puddin' "
"Awww yeah"
"Mr. Bouchesne come on in here and lets get a shot of this puddin' "
"Now that is the kind of puddin only $240...
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Sometimes even news of Affleck's humiliation (see previous entry) is not enough to turn the tide of a bad day.
Okay, it all began with Stinky deciding he wanted to sleep next to me last night. This wouldnt have been so bad if Stinky, being a cat of very little brain, hadnt decided this seven times in one night. Hes very un-catlike, in that when...
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Ugh. I've been up since 6:30am, and have class until 9:30 tonight. I'd normally say i feel like crap, but i dont, because a friend pointed me to this little tidbit on the Internet Movie Database (http://us.imdb.com/PeopleNews/#5)

Ben Affleck's Baldness

Bald Ben Affleck's toupee secret has been shockingly revealed when his hairpiece flew off at a party, according to press reports. The Pearl Harbor hunk,...
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-Ghost-
The moths swarm in my headlights,
ghost dancers for phantom pains,
severed extensions of ones self,
shadows cast across the shimmering lake
The moist night paints a cold sweat,
damp breath on goose pimpled flesh,
I turn off the ignition, the lights
and let darkness consume, forget it all

Yesterday was my first day of classes for the semester. I had U.S. Studies. I walked in and saw that Bob, the listed teacher (imagine colonel sanders and Foghorn Leghorn as a hippie) was accompanied by Barry, who taught my Terror Tragedy and Justice class last semester. Theyre my two favorite professors. Ive had both of them three times now. Its to the point I...
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I had really bad insomnia last night. There were too many trains of thought running through my head for me to sleep.
One problem is that I start my classes for the semester today at 9am. For whatever reason, perhaps because it was labor day, I forgot to pick up a notebook. Thats right folks, I was losing sleep over my lack of a note...
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Hello all. I have a new test up. This weeks test is Are you a saint, Frank Stalone, George W. Bush, Saddam Hussein or the Antichrist?
It can be taken at http://bruiserboy.friendtest.com
(click the link in my profile)

Ideally, the lower score, the less evil you are. The various levels of evil are as follows:

0-19 You are a saint. Basically you're a good person...
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I think that I found the culprit behind my recent 10 minute long sneezing fits. A bunch of tulips had been brought into the house last weekend, and they had begun to wilt and dry out. Since throwing them out this morning, my eyes have stopped being as watery as they were, and I have yet to sneeze.
Fall is definitely in the air. I...
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Daily Vocabulary
Paraskevidekatriaphobics those afflicted with a morbid, irrational fear of Friday the 13th

This week, I'm reading "Geek Love" by Katherine Dunn. While it's enjoyable reading ( the life and times of an albino hunchback midget born into a family of carnival freaks ), I can't decide whether it's well written or just exrtemely cliched and contrived. Like, it jumps around between time periods within the same chapter, and while it's an interesting way of telling a story,...
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