It's a gorgeous day here in Lewiston, the kind that makes me consider dropping $100 on a new skate board. I haven't actually skated in 4 years, but I still get the urge to grind around town, leaving STD and Corpsegrinder tags everywhere from time to time. I may have to break out ye olde timey BMX, tune her up and raise some hell any...
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Note to self: Drinking large amounts of coffee in the afternoon, then getting drunk on margaritas and eating jerk chicken chimichangas is not a good idea.
Remember the episodes of the Cosby Show where he would eat a meatball sandwich before bed and have fucked up dreams? Well apparently Tequila, jerk chicken and espresso have a similar effect. Lets just say one of my dreams...
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Remember the episodes of the Cosby Show where he would eat a meatball sandwich before bed and have fucked up dreams? Well apparently Tequila, jerk chicken and espresso have a similar effect. Lets just say one of my dreams...
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Heir Commissar Burgermeister Meisterbruiser has a new edict;
From here on, the noble, svelt, handsome potentate of the Gloriously Progressive State of Progressive Gloriousness, Heir Commissar Burgermeister Meisterbruiser, declares that Wal Mart is off limits. This edict has nothing to do with the stores nefarious trade practices, though Heir Commissar Burgermeister Meisterbruiser does frown upon them as well. No, my humble comrades, Heir Commissar Burgermeister...
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From here on, the noble, svelt, handsome potentate of the Gloriously Progressive State of Progressive Gloriousness, Heir Commissar Burgermeister Meisterbruiser, declares that Wal Mart is off limits. This edict has nothing to do with the stores nefarious trade practices, though Heir Commissar Burgermeister Meisterbruiser does frown upon them as well. No, my humble comrades, Heir Commissar Burgermeister...
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I saw a transvestite yesterday at the Boston Aquarium that looked like Hacksaw Jim Duggan done up Bosom Buddies style. I was showing my brother's fiance Nikki and her mother around the city, it being their first time ina nything larger than Syracuse, and I'm really grateful that they were distracted by Myrtle the 75 year old sea turtle. Nikki's mom hadn't been handling the...
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I slept for 13 hours last night and i still feel tired and sickly. Fucking allergy season dude. Oh well. I'm going to take it easy today. Tentative plans call for reading H.P. Lovecraft's "The Shadow Out of Time", and making a mixed cd based on the theme of the electric organ.
all0nblack:
Ooh. Electric organ. What kind of stuff is going on it besides "down in the lab" and Murder City Devils?
Fuck allergy season. Fuck allergy season. Fuck allergy season. Portland is a big ball of mold, mildew, pollen, and blech in the spring and summer.
Fuck allergy season. Fuck allergy season. Fuck allergy season. Portland is a big ball of mold, mildew, pollen, and blech in the spring and summer.
I've got one of those maladies that isn't quite a cold or sinus iritation. Basically, i have an itchy throat, a cough, and the sniffles sickly cousin. It could eb allergies, it could be flu, but whatever its is, it's not nearly enough to take me down. It's like being tackled by a two year old.
I'm itching to see the Dawn of the Dead...
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I'm itching to see the Dawn of the Dead...
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all0nblack:
I was the same way. I was nervous till I read the Fangoria articles and saw the trailer. I was going to go to the matinee today but I'm going to end up going Sunday with a friend. We both have a thing for zombies.
I too just got over a psuedo cold. It was the weirdest cold ever. I just woke up one day feeling like I got kicked in the face with a boot. No cough, nothin a'tall. Just a lot of snot stuck in my head for a week. Goofy springtime Portland shit. This place fucks with my allergies in the spring and summer really bad. It's really damp and moldy and pollen filled here in the spring. Ickem.
I have 5 hours till the rockabilly show. Better get started on my hair and cuffs.
I too just got over a psuedo cold. It was the weirdest cold ever. I just woke up one day feeling like I got kicked in the face with a boot. No cough, nothin a'tall. Just a lot of snot stuck in my head for a week. Goofy springtime Portland shit. This place fucks with my allergies in the spring and summer really bad. It's really damp and moldy and pollen filled here in the spring. Ickem.
I have 5 hours till the rockabilly show. Better get started on my hair and cuffs.
Happy St. Pats day, suckers. Snow cancelled my mroning class and my evening class is optional. You know what that means, I ask taking a sip of my large cup of Irish Coffee.... 
Oh, and if you aren't of Celtic descent, and try to pinch me for not wearing green (I'm Black Irish, Dammit!) I'm punching you in the gob, stuffing a potato in your...
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Oh, and if you aren't of Celtic descent, and try to pinch me for not wearing green (I'm Black Irish, Dammit!) I'm punching you in the gob, stuffing a potato in your...
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all0nblack:
Wow same here. I'm Black Irish with a little Welsh mixed in for flavor. It's weird, my family were the only Black Irish I knew of till recently. I just met a few other folks with strange blue eyes and dark skin that said they were Irish... We're a weird lookin breed.
Black Francis the 1st did mention that they will record this go-round. Pending they are able to stick it out long enough.
This year I swore I was going to dig into St. Patty's traditions and try and properly celebrate this holiday like an Irishman should but now that I think about it, getting a whiskey i-v and passing out in the shitter is probably what I'm supposed to be doing anyways.
Happy St. Patty's slim!
Black Francis the 1st did mention that they will record this go-round. Pending they are able to stick it out long enough.
This year I swore I was going to dig into St. Patty's traditions and try and properly celebrate this holiday like an Irishman should but now that I think about it, getting a whiskey i-v and passing out in the shitter is probably what I'm supposed to be doing anyways.
Happy St. Patty's slim!
evilwillow:
I have the remnants of a green sharpie shamrock on my forehead. it kinda looks like a bruise. 
More Local Stupidity
Today's Local Genius Lesson: If God appears to you on your computer, and tells you to kill yourself, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CRUCIFY YOURSELF. First of all, chances are it was just Paris Hilton and the suicidal feelings are natural. Second, crucifixion is a multi-person task, and when you finish nailing your secondary hand to the cross, you're up shit creek without...
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Today's Local Genius Lesson: If God appears to you on your computer, and tells you to kill yourself, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CRUCIFY YOURSELF. First of all, chances are it was just Paris Hilton and the suicidal feelings are natural. Second, crucifixion is a multi-person task, and when you finish nailing your secondary hand to the cross, you're up shit creek without...
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jolene:
Thank god I am across the country from Lewiston.
Why are you the best? You always know what to say to make a girl smile.
Why are you the best? You always know what to say to make a girl smile.
all0nblack:
Arguably the dumbest thing I've ever heard a man try and do.
So slim, are you going to do the speaking business? I have a strange attitude towards that stuff. I get all giggly and excited when asked to present things because it's kind of fun. It's a lot like eating at Popeye's Chicken. Kinda scary, but the rewards make it all worth your time.
So slim, are you going to do the speaking business? I have a strange attitude towards that stuff. I get all giggly and excited when asked to present things because it's kind of fun. It's a lot like eating at Popeye's Chicken. Kinda scary, but the rewards make it all worth your time.
I managed to get locked out of the site for a few days. Something was screwy with my password. I suspect someone had been using my account, because I found myself signed up for the "Big, Beatiful Women" group. I'm not too keen on the groups concept to begin with, and while I don't mind slightly curvy girls in the least, I don't really feel...
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angie1:
Hello!
So to clarify my cryptic comments on Wednesday, the weirdest thing to happen to me was that I was asked to speak at my graduation ceremony. The reason this is so weird is that I am not the greatest student in the world. I am very good at humanities classes (Several professors have told me that I am an invaluable asset to the department), but...
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