What, you're all too good for my bees story (last entry)? Haha, just kidding, no one on my friends list has even really posted since like June 14th. Its a good story though, you all should check it out.
Jesus, i just checked my email. I had 133 messages in my junkmail box. I shit you not, the first message title read "DaIrYmEn GeT gIrLs"....
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Jesus, i just checked my email. I had 133 messages in my junkmail box. I shit you not, the first message title read "DaIrYmEn GeT gIrLs"....
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Famous Last Words:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! BEEEEEES!!"
-Matt Bruiserboy, June 16th, 2004
Bees. For years, possibly even decades, humanity has valiantly battled these tiny little demonic assasins sent from Hell by Asmodeus himself to punish us for the sin of plagerism. This afternoon, I stand poised to strike a blow for mankind in the name of the Gipper, since couldn't make it to this one. That's right...
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! BEEEEEES!!"
-Matt Bruiserboy, June 16th, 2004
Bees. For years, possibly even decades, humanity has valiantly battled these tiny little demonic assasins sent from Hell by Asmodeus himself to punish us for the sin of plagerism. This afternoon, I stand poised to strike a blow for mankind in the name of the Gipper, since couldn't make it to this one. That's right...
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My sister's throwing another Bonfire party tonight, this time no barbecue, just drinking and shooting the breeze. Hopefully I wont breathe in too much smoke this time 
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This afternoon I went in to the school to take a career aptitude test. When I walked into the computer room fat dumb and happy, I came face to face with my arch nemesis, THE TROLL. As...
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This afternoon I went in to the school to take a career aptitude test. When I walked into the computer room fat dumb and happy, I came face to face with my arch nemesis, THE TROLL. As...
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3 days into the Ronald Reagan Memorial Cluster Fuck, and my teeth are already ground down past my gums. You'd think that the world had stopped on its axis by looking at the news channels...
Peter Jennings: ...and now another shot of that magestic mahogany casket. Everytime i see that smoothe cherry finish I feel a ping in my nipples.
::Clears Throat::
In other news,...
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Peter Jennings: ...and now another shot of that magestic mahogany casket. Everytime i see that smoothe cherry finish I feel a ping in my nipples.
::Clears Throat::
In other news,...
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Its the kind of day that gives Maine summers a bad name; hot, overcast, 98% humidity, and an occasional drip from the sky, though never enough to make things pleasant.
I was supposed to go to the beach this afternoon, but the infrequent bursts of thunder and rain make that idea a little less than pleasant, so we've put that off until friday. When I...
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I was supposed to go to the beach this afternoon, but the infrequent bursts of thunder and rain make that idea a little less than pleasant, so we've put that off until friday. When I...
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Apparently the macabre festival is on the verge of falling apart. Most of the major bands are canceling. As such, I have decided not to go. I'll be heading out west for my cousin's wedding later this summer, however.
all0nblack:
Where out west?
My brother and his fiance are watching Eurotrip downstairs. Whenever I watch teen comedies,I always am struck by just how rich the characters are. Even the unfortunate, downtrodden guy has a private bathroom and flat screen television. I can't relate to these people.
One of these days, I'm going to sit down and write out a movie about highschool seniors who, while not necesarily poor,...
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One of these days, I'm going to sit down and write out a movie about highschool seniors who, while not necesarily poor,...
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I have a lot of litle stories to tell, but really little desire to type them all out. It's been a week of super concentrated mundane events.
I'm debating skipping the macabre festival after all. I'm not entirely ahppy with the way the things been handled. I also need to work this summer, fatten my resume, get some cash flowing and move out. Things are...
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I'm debating skipping the macabre festival after all. I'm not entirely ahppy with the way the things been handled. I also need to work this summer, fatten my resume, get some cash flowing and move out. Things are...
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New Tiger Army? I don't find it to be the goods. The first half is ok then it just goes downhill. I like the obligatory country song. It mentions Wyoming so, I'm happy. I'm from there and it's nice to know I'm not the only dude that likes it.
Ok. Time to go play X-Box with the punk-asses I'm babysitting.
It takes class to look at SG with two 10 year olds in the room next to you.... Real fucking class.