bruiser_boy

Ask me what the weirdest thing to happen to me today was.



No really, go on and ask me.


I better see some questions below here, or I aint tellin' ya squat, and you will miss out.


Avast ye scurey dogs.

Okay, so when you order an item with theree stars for spice at a thai restaurant and the waitress's eyes bug out and she asks if you know what you are doing, that might be a good sign not to insist. I ate the pad thai from hell last night. It was ::so:: good last night, but my stomache is cramped up today.

My father...
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Things are still pretty rough around here. My dad's condition hasn't changed all that much. He still has congestive heart failure, and his legs still swolen. He's weak from the condition and depressed, partially because they took him off his antidepressants, and because he's frustrated with himself. I know its not necesarily life threatening right now, but I'm worried about him. I spent friday night...
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It's been a rough two days.
My dad had congestive heart failure yesterday. He's alright, though his calf is swollen thicker than his thigh and he'll be spending tommrow at Togus with an iv pump. My dog ate a scented heating pad and was sick as, well, a dog. My mom has had 3 seizures in the last 24 hours. An old friend's little brother...
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I just got my $13.86 cheque from sticking it to the man, AKA the Compact Disc Monimum Proce Antitrust Litigation class action lawsuit. I was originally supposed to get $12.50, but I guess fewer people signed on than expected. Their loss. I was cackling with glee over finally getting reimbursed by the fucking corporate blowholes who've been stiffing me all these years when i opened...
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I ran 2 miles in 20 minutes this morning, and I feel great. I've been listening to Mad Sin while I run lately. "God Save the Sin" and "Sweet and Innocent... Loud and Dirty" are just about perfect for stampeding. The Glorious and Progressive State of Progressive Gloriousness may have to adopt the albums as their new exercise anthems, seeing as how the current anthem,...
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I don't remember caffeine having an effect on me when I was a kid. Admittedly, I was a hyperactive child, and a little caffeine in my system would have been like throwing a lit match into an incinerator.
The reason I bring this up is that I recently switched over to tea from coffee, and my tea of choice is Good Earth Original. When I...
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I'm thinking that maybe I should get me one of these...

I had a pretty good weekend, altogether. V-day was actually downright positive this year. I don't have a girlfriend, as is always the case at this time of year, but I don't have anyone to be bitter or maudlin about either, so I was facing the day with a clear head. I went down to Portland with Mike and Kate (my younger brother and older...
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Do you ever find yourself wishing that you lived in a secretive, totalitarian regime run by the megalomaniacal Heir Commissar Burgermeister MeisterBruiser? Cmon, you know you secretly do.

Under Heir Commissar Burgermeister MeisterBruisers reign, stupid drivers will be punished. For example, Anyone caught parking in front of a stop sign at an intersection in the middle of a narrow two lane road will be tied...
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