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Sunday Jun 27, 2004

Jun 27, 2004
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What, you're all too good for my bees story (last entry)? Haha, just kidding, no one on my friends list has even really posted since like June 14th. Its a good story though, you all should check it out.

Jesus, i just checked my email. I had 133 messages in my junkmail box. I shit you not, the first message title read "DaIrYmEn GeT gIrLs". Is this true ladies? Do dairymen get girls, or do they just smell like milk?

Blah. I spent the day in Portland with my family. I picked up a Wanda Jackson rockabilly colelction and Turbonegro's "Hot Cars Spent Contraceptives" at the Bullmoose in the Old Port, then got a Frappucino. I have decided to end my embargo on Starbucks and instead openly embrace them with all my sardonic darkness. I figure if I creep out their clientelle enough they'll go away.

After the old port, I went over to Borders and heckled Zak on his second to last day while everyone else was in the mall. There was a raging mullet that defied Mullets Galore classification looking for a copy of an Everquest tip book. Holy shit he was scary. If I were to call his mane anything it would be a molemanmullet. I will never play another MMORPG ever again thanks to him. Holy shit
all0nblack:
I wish I could come by here more and exchange weird ideas because your ideas are good times.

New Tiger Army? I don't find it to be the goods. The first half is ok then it just goes downhill. I like the obligatory country song. It mentions Wyoming so, I'm happy. I'm from there and it's nice to know I'm not the only dude that likes it.

Ok. Time to go play X-Box with the punk-asses I'm babysitting.

It takes class to look at SG with two 10 year olds in the room next to you.... Real fucking class.
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