bruiser_boy

My sister's throwing another Bonfire party tonight, this time no barbecue, just drinking and shooting the breeze. Hopefully I wont breathe in too much smoke this time .

This afternoon I went in to the school to take a career aptitude test. When I walked into the computer room fat dumb and happy, I came face to face with my arch nemesis, THE TROLL. As usual he was creepy as all hell.

ME: I'm here to take the Roadmap test.

THE TROLL: You can take it here or at home.

ME: Alright I guess I'll just...

THE TROLL: So how's it goin? see that bitch over there, Linda?

ME: Dude. Just give me the disc.

THE TROLL: She touched my penis.

ME: Yeah dude, whatever. Give me the disk.

THE TROLL: I get all sorts of pussy in here.

ME: Dude, just shut the fuck up and give me the disc.

For those not in the know, The Troll is this guy who has worked in the library and computer room at my school for teh last four years. Imagine the SNL Nick Burns sketch, except instead of Jimmy Fallon its Gary Busey's fuglier evil twin. Instead of helping you, he either calls you an idiot or tells you creepy stories about his imaginary sex life with the librarians. As far as I can figure, he's mildly retarded, diabolical and hates mankind. I hate him. He sucks.