3 days into the Ronald Reagan Memorial Cluster Fuck, and my teeth are already ground down past my gums. You'd think that the world had stopped on its axis by looking at the news channels...
Peter Jennings: ...and now another shot of that magestic mahogany casket. Everytime i see that smoothe cherry finish I feel a ping in my nipples.
::Clears Throat::
In other news, a mushroom cloud rose up over the Fei Long reactor in the northern Chinese prov...
::stares blankly at the casket::
You know, that really is a fine casket. A fine casket for a fine man.
::looks back at the camera::
What? Oh... Umm yeah, nuclear explosions, millions of Chinese dead. Christ returned. Some other shit no one cares about.
Up next, we take yet another glossed over look at the Gippers presidency, then the Bitburg Widows will sing Deutscheland Uber Alles. Stay tuned.
Peter Jennings: ...and now another shot of that magestic mahogany casket. Everytime i see that smoothe cherry finish I feel a ping in my nipples.
::Clears Throat::
In other news, a mushroom cloud rose up over the Fei Long reactor in the northern Chinese prov...
::stares blankly at the casket::
You know, that really is a fine casket. A fine casket for a fine man.
::looks back at the camera::
What? Oh... Umm yeah, nuclear explosions, millions of Chinese dead. Christ returned. Some other shit no one cares about.
Up next, we take yet another glossed over look at the Gippers presidency, then the Bitburg Widows will sing Deutscheland Uber Alles. Stay tuned.
