It's amazingly sunny and warm today with a nice western wind. How will I spend my afternoon you ask? Cleaning up after some little shit's vandalism spree across my neighborhood. I think it's time I organize a nighborhood watch. No, not the Ed McMahon style of neighborhood watch. This will definitely be an old school, Pug Ugly style neighborhood watch. We will wear cool jackets, carry switchblades and drink beer on the porch all day until someone under the age of 21 comes along, at which point we will declare them suspicious and beat them with sacks of doorknobs before handing them over to the cops. I guess thats actually a gang or drunken mob, but who really cares these days? Anyone want to join? I have some popsickles in the fridge.
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but i actually cant stand the vandalism thing. its not really punk rock. its just annoying. annoying i tell you!