So to clarify my cryptic comments on Wednesday, the weirdest thing to happen to me was that I was asked to speak at my graduation ceremony. The reason this is so weird is that I am not the greatest student in the world. I am very good at humanities classes (Several professors have told me that I am an invaluable asset to the department), but when you get me into other situations, I'm kind of a flake. There are students far more deserving of this honor.
I sat in my truck cackling diabolically for a good ten minutes at the kind of things I could do with this situation; roasts of my professors in smoking jackets with snifters of brandy, Heir Commissar Burgermeister Meisterbruiser berating the ignorant masses, Planet of the Apes style human bashing, hypnotism The possibilities are endless....
I sat in my truck cackling diabolically for a good ten minutes at the kind of things I could do with this situation; roasts of my professors in smoking jackets with snifters of brandy, Heir Commissar Burgermeister Meisterbruiser berating the ignorant masses, Planet of the Apes style human bashing, hypnotism The possibilities are endless....