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Wednesday Sep 24, 2003

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David Lee Roth Injured, Tour Dates Cancelled
By Sefany Jones, Editor
Monday, September 22, 2003 @ 12:29 AM
Diamond Dave, In Lieu of Receiving 21 Facial Stitches, Has Cancelled His Remaining Tour Dates
Last Wednesday, David Lee Roth had an accident while performing at the Keswick Theater in Glenside, Pennsylvania, causing facial injuries to the frontman. Due to this, the remaining dates on Roth's tour have been cancelled.

Here is a statement from David Lee Roth on the matter:

"On Wednesday, September 17 during a show in Philadelphia, I experienced an accident on stage requiring 21 stitches on my face. Needless to say, singing and dancing is a bit difficult currently, necessitating the cancellation of the last few weeks of my tour. Hopefully these shows will be rescheduled after the first of the year. Thanks for a great tour. See ya down the road, Dave."



Now apparently, they leave out the fact that he was screwing around with a katana, when he inflicted the injuries to his face that required 21 stitches...






*spit take*
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD GIVE DAVID LEE ROTH A FUCKING SAMURAI SWORD IN THE FIRST PLACE?!!

I decided to do a little research into this matter, starting at his ]website . I found three things on the entire page. The first was a scary looking picture of a man who should never be equipped with any kind of weapon. Next, I found a video which will be foreveer scarred into my mind of David Lee Roth practicing with those swords. And finally, I found a comic book, indicating that Dave really hasn't looked in the mirror since 1984.

I had to delve deeper into this mystery, as David Lee Roth is obviously too insane to be of any help. Unfortunately, I have school work to do, so i just blame Florida's own Randy Constan, aka Peter Pan

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