bruiser_boy

I may be moving to Brunswick with my sister and Erika sometime in the next few months. We're thinking about renting a house, so Neegin (Erika's son) has a yard to play in. It also means I may be able to get a dog. It will be nice not to live in a city that extracts a shudder from people when you mention that you...
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"I have seen the mountain Beavis" said Butthead "and it was good"

I just saw Kill Bill. Holy fuck. Holy holy holy fuck.
Pulp Fiction is a steaming pile of sniglet compared to it.
I quivered throughout the film.
So much sybolism.
So much blood.
So much cool.
The RZA deserves the oscar for best score, and if he doesn't get it, the ruckus will...
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First off let me state that I truly hate "Pulp Fiction". Maybe its because everybody shoved pulp fiction down my throat, as if I hadn't seen it before, assuming they were on to something that nobody else had ever seen, well into 1998. Yeah, its got a cool to it, but you can also blame it for "Battlefield Earth" and that peice of shit Shaft...
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Yeah, so as expected, Betty Bruiser failed to pass inspection. Her front tire is seperated, then they're all worn, the steering box is leaking, there is a jagged, rusty hole in the back, and the rear gas strap is broken. Without body work, I am looking at $500 worst case scenario, then probably another $200+ in body work. In other words, Betty is dead. A...
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Once again, Betty, my truck, is probably headed to the boneyard of American dreams. The inspection is tommorow at 10am. I doubt she'll pass. She's rattling alot, and i suspect the frame is going. I took her out for a drive out to Landsend, a beach near brunswick. Always a fun ride.

Gah!
*Looks around*
Gah!
I've been on this site off and on since it started, and, not to sound like an old timey miner 49er, but I'm agin' it, contharnit.
Eh, not really. I do like the old design far better though. This just looks a little too much like ummm...
ehhhhhh......
Bust with the exposed breasticles? I dunno. I'm not a big fan of...
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Gah!

Gah!

I worked on clearing out my garden this afternoon. There was a frost last night, and most of the flowers and fruit were dead. I had to stop after a while, because I was breaking out in a rash. After thumbing through my old medical text books, I determined the rash was obviously either Joan Rivers Disease or just the typical skin reaction to handling...
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I think I willed my fiction writing professor into illness this morning. While I love the class, I was just having one of those nights and mornings wwhere I did not want to go to class. I didn't set my alarm last night, but that plan failed. Apparently 6 hours sleep was enough for me. I woke up at 7:30, chipper and ready to roll....
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Margarita night. I'm pretty buzzed right now. Just drank a heavens to Margatroid and a blue hawaiin. The Heaven's to Margatroid looked like the Funky Cold Medina from the Tone Loc video, sans the steam. It was octopus gray and on the rocks, a mixture of seven liquors. It got me drunk on just one, and I'm a pretty big guy, and I ate a...
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Gettinga haircut to put an end to This. The shag must die!


okay, this is much better.